Your recap makes it sound like there was a chainsaw involved. Or, wait — maybe something was growling. A bear! A bear was growling…and…and tearing apart the bumper of your car. You went out to protect the car, wrestled with him for awhile but couldn’t stop the bear, and then BOOM, you had to shoot him.
Please tell me you were hit from behind.
Your recap makes it sound like there was a chainsaw involved. Or, wait — maybe something was growling. A bear! A bear was growling…and…and tearing apart the bumper of your car. You went out to protect the car, wrestled with him for awhile but couldn’t stop the bear, and then BOOM, you had to shoot him.
It’s good that he didn’t do more damage.
No. That needs a G. That would Grrrrrr. Or rwaaaarrr. Rrrrrr is the sound of brakes.
brakes don’t make sounds. tires on the other hand…
regardless…um, irregardless…i’m going with Kyle’s bear. Way better story than what you’ve provided thus far.
Bort, I like how you paused to use an incorrect word. Supposably paused anyway.
wow, I can’t believe what bears are doing to cars nowadays