Although Los Angeles police said there wouldn’t be a family motorcade back to Forest Lawn Memorial Park, where the Jacksons held a private funeral service earlier Tuesday, family friend and unofficial spokesman Majestik Magnificent told E! News that Michael’s body was returning to the famous burial grounds, and the cemetery had ordered all press to clear out.
Wait… who? Majestik Magnificent? That’s awesome. With a name like that your career is already chosen for you. You’re either a wrestler, a magician or celebrity spokesperson.