Life as I know it… plus commentary

Must have been natural causes then.

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OK, so I’m at the gym getting dressed to leave and they’ve got CNN playing in the locker room.  The chief medical examiner who performed the autopsy says they ruled out gunshot wound, asphyxiation, or blunt trauma.  And there were no signs of drug abuse.

Now I’m not a doctor or anything, but when I see pictures all over the web of a 39 year old woman with a history of drug use (methadone) who apparently just keeled over for no reason, I come up with a different diagnosis.  Come on Joy… back me up here.

Here is what people on the net (reliable and otherwise) are saying:  Her attorney supposedly got her the drugs she used.  He has legal custody of the sole remaining heir who will be a minor for eighteen years.  ANS and her attorney stage a very public “commitment ceremony” and get alot of publicity that they are in fact, a couple.  Her only son (and who the will said everything went to prior to the birth of his sister) dies of an accidental drug overdose that no one apparently can confirm… although a 21 year old man just suddenly dies.  ANS is 39 and yet suddenly dies.  While I’m not a doctor, I’m also not a criminal investigator.  But I say, “follow the money.”

PS.  If he gets all the money, I’m immediately enrolling in law school.


Written by arnold

February 9, 2007 at 4:25 pm

Posted in Culture, Entertainment

4 Responses

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  1. ANS’s Mama (a retired cop, BTW) thought the same thing in an interview that she did back in October. Even though we don’t know everything, her Mama and others may have a point-so far.


    February 9, 2007 at 8:29 pm

  2. 99 out of 100 questions have the same answer.


    February 9, 2007 at 8:45 pm

  3. You’re not a doctor? Since when?


    February 9, 2007 at 9:46 pm

  4. I meant a Doctor of Autopsies. I’m still qualified to do neurosurgery.


    February 9, 2007 at 11:41 pm

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