Urban Play 4
Scene: ghetto Ralph’s.
A man with a small radio is playing hard core rap music really loudly and gets in line. A good looking Filipino man stands five feet away deciding whether to get in line behind him or get in line in the other aisle that has more people in it.
Cashier: I’m sorry, you’ll have to turn that down.
Man with player: I bet if this was Elvis Presley you wouldn’t be complaining.
(He leaves the first aisle and moves to the other aisle)
(From the other aisle) Man with player: You have your style and I have mine.
(The good looking Filipino man moves to the now vacated and quieter line)
The good looking Filipino man thinks to himself: Yeah but no one else is playing their style to everyone else at volume 9.
Man with player, muttering: Tell me I can’t play my music.
aaaaaaand scene. Thank you. We’ll be casting for this production next week.