Debate drinking game!
OK, let’s be clear. McCain is gong to the debate tomorrow. Sure he’ll find some excuse or blame Obama for unfairly pressuring him or something but he’s going to be there. As he should be (now is EXACTLY the time to have the debate). (It seems like the text book definition of political suicide to not go, doesn’t it?)
And I got to thinking. While this will be probably the most watched debate ever, it still needs a little sprucing up. Here’s how… hockey moms and pundits, may I present, the Obama/McCain debate drinking game.* When you hear/see the following things, drink the amount listed.
See… Hillary knows how to play.
Take 1 sip
Obama says “I’ve said this before…”
McCain mentions he was a POW
Obama says “failed economic policies”
Take 2 sips
McCain mentions the Hanoi Hilton
Anyone mentions lipstick on a pig
Drink 1 shot
McCain says the wrong word, starts smiling and blinking very quickly
McCain says he’ll “fix” or “take on” anything
Drink 2 shots
McCain hints he was a POW without actually saying he was a POW
Obama talks about his grandmother
Drink your whole glass
The Obamas fist bump before the debate
McCain mentions the exact number of houses or cars he has
Chug everything and streak around the block
Obama kisses Palin on the cheeks
McCain waves to the View ladies
*Of course we don’t advocate binge drinking. We actually recommend you play this game with water. Or OJ. And the object is to not get full. The last thing you want is the debate to be over and you’re rolling on the couch going “Oh I’m so full.”