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Top 10 things overheard at Debate Camp

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David Letterman continues his onslaught on the McCain-Palin ticket on Wednesday night’s show.

10. “Let’s practice your bewildered silence.”

9. “Can you try saying ‘yes’ instead of ‘you betcha’?”

8. “Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”

7. “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes or health care.”

6. “We’re screwed!”

5. “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”

4. “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30.”

3. “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”

2. “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van.”

1. “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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Written by arnold

October 2, 2008 at 11:02 am

Posted in Humor

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  1. John Edwards is an un-person. I’m surprised that even got in his monologue.

    Kim

    October 2, 2008 at 11:16 am

  2. It’s a shame about him. I was so impressed buy his work with poverty in America. Even if he continued it now, there’d always be this shadow over him.

    arnold

    October 2, 2008 at 2:48 pm


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