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Mighty mighty Vince!

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Oh. My. Gosh.
This is Vince, the guy who did the ShamWow informercial (Don’t watch.  You’ll want to buy one).  He’s back with a new gadget.  Who cares though because this thing is packed (PACKED!) with sound bites.  Don’t believe me?  Two seconds in you’ll hear “You’ll slap your troubles away”.  LOL… Good stuff.


Written by arnold

January 8, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Posted in Humor

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  1. check out my nuts

    i mean


    Otto Mann

    January 8, 2009 at 1:25 pm

  2. this guy stresses me out. my thought process over the span of his two-minute commercial runs roughly:

    “oh great, there’s that annoying guy from the Shamwow commercial. what’s he selling now, a chopper? ha, my parents gave us knives for the wedding, i don’t need a chopper. man he talks fast. did he just say i’m going to have an exciting life? what a clown. actually, that’s kinda cool how it just chops up the — whoa, did that thing just deskin the garlic?! geez, the skin comes right off. that looks so easy. FREE GRATY?!?! i HATE grating cheese! they even throw in a LID! they thought of everything! AND ONLY 19.95 FOR ALL THAT?!?!? holy crap, how have i lived this long without one of those?! i’m throwing away our knives right now!!!”
    :: lunges for phone ::

    the kyle

    January 8, 2009 at 1:59 pm

  3. I know. I’m THIS close to getting one.

    I also laughed at the lines:

    “Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.”

    “We’re gonna make America skinny again… one chop at a time.”

    And did you notice he sinks the other chopper in the sink behind his back?


    January 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm

  4. it’s like he’s been watching soccer video on napkinology and trying his own version.

    the kyle

    January 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm

  5. And I thought Sham Wow was some porn thing before watching this infomercial….


    January 8, 2009 at 10:46 pm

  6. but really…its impressive


    January 9, 2009 at 9:57 am

  7. Personally, I like when he tells us how much we’re going to like his nuts! Lol

    I’m buying one!


    January 9, 2009 at 10:03 pm

  8. I just read Kyle’s script again and it made me laugh again.

    I picture Karen coming home, no Kyle, and thinking “Why are all the knives in the trash?”


    January 9, 2009 at 10:49 pm

  9. guess what everybody!? there’s some interesting news about vince! check out my blog lol


    April 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

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