Life as I know it… plus commentary

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Because there is more to life than grammar, I am posting these weird odds and ends.  (Continue being wrong on the last post if you like).

First of all… proof that girls and Star Wars are still like oil and water.  Someone needs to investigate this phenomenon more.

Then there’s this…

This lobster is supposed to be 140 years old.  And PETA demand that the restaurant that had it release it into the ocean so it could enjoy life.  I have news… lobsters are sea bugs.  They’re tasty, sure, but they’re sea bugs.  They can’t understand enjoyment, only pain and lack of pain.  My prediction is some kid in Maine is gonna find it on the beach in a week and their family will youtube themselves making the biggest pot of lobster bisque you’ve ever seen.

Here’s something else that’s freaky…

You can click the picture if you need to know more about that.

And lastly, Apple has a new laptop with NO KEYBOARD! You Apple enthusiasts will love this. (Thanks to Peggy for this one).


Written by arnold

January 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Posted in Humor

3 Responses

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  1. Really…140 years old. How good could that lobster taste. Imagine a 140 year old steak…gross.

    There’s aged meat and there’s aged meat.


    January 15, 2009 at 2:50 pm

  2. Hee hee….I love The Onion!

    But how did they guess he was 140? Did they crack his claw and count the rings? Did they attend his last birthday party and see all the candles on his cake? And did they demand that all the OTHER lobsters in the restaurant be allowed their freedom?

    Peggy C

    January 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm

  3. Someone had waaaay too much time on their hands when they photoshopped that shark bird


    January 17, 2009 at 4:54 am

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