They’re out of McNuggets. This is an Emergency.
It is if you’re Latreasa Goodman. She ordered McNuggets, told they were out and asked if she wanted something else. She wanted a refund. When the answer was no, she called 911.
“This is an emergency!” she told the operator. “If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency.”
The 911 operator said the police were on route… to cite her for calling 911. Ell Oh Ell.