From the “Ummmm…. what?” Dept.
(Newser Summary) – One way to make a quick buck: Sell erotic phone messages Madonna left on your answering machine. That’s what former bodyguard-turned-boyfriend Jim Albright is doing, the New York Daily News reports, and the 17 minutes of recordings are expected to fetch $40,000. Also up for grabs: A 15-minute “very personal and intimate video” the Material Girl gave him, and 21 sexy faxes they exchanged.
Um…. what? Sexy faxes? Next we’ll be hearing about erotic telegraphs or hot Morse code.