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Laundry Day Fun, part 1 – How to fashion a ninja mask

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Don’t tell the other ninjas I told you this secret.

Step 1
Find a plain simple black shirt, one without corporate logos or slogans that will upset the other ninjas.
Step 2
Put the shirt on your head. inside out and put your face through the hole. My ninja identity is revealed here but it won’t be for long and you won’t know who just kicked your ass.
Step 3
Tie the sleeves together in the back to secure the ninja mask. Make sure it’s tight, you don’t want this falling off in battle.
Step 4
Pull the now tight collar down over your forehead to conceal the top of your head.
Step 5
Pull the lower collar up and over to hide the manufacturer’s tag on your ninja mask.
Step 6
Assume a ninja pose and expression. Feel free to start kicking ass.

Written by arnold

August 29, 2006 at 2:32 pm

Posted in Humor, Personal

14 Responses

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  1. i didnt know hezbollah was hiring ninjas these days…

    AnonyMoose

    August 29, 2006 at 2:39 pm

  2. You will suffer the Hand of Unagi, AnonyMoose.

    arnold

    August 29, 2006 at 2:45 pm

  3. The Hand of the Eel? Come on…eels don’t even have hands!

    I ain’t afraid o’no ghosts…

    AnonyMoose

    August 29, 2006 at 2:48 pm

  4. I don’t want to know how or why you figured this out, but your plain black T does make you look like quite the badass ninja!

    If you used a shirt with a logo you could be a Nascar-type ninja, right? Or is sponsorship agianst the rules?

    ben

    August 29, 2006 at 7:56 pm

  5. The other ninjas don’t like corporate sponsorship. They feel like they’re beholden to the sponsors and can’t kick ass freely.

    arnold

    August 29, 2006 at 7:57 pm

  6. ok – i stand corrected. you do look like a badass ninja…

    AnonyMoose

    September 1, 2006 at 12:28 pm

  7. […] OK… still with me?  While I was trying to figure out where I had seen that guy before, I came across his actor’s website where he’s got videos including these two.  I have no idea why I think this is funny but don’t be surprised if you end up seeing me do this kind of thing soon.  I already know how to make the mask. […]

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